Moving into a new place is a huge milestone! It’s a chance to start fresh and create new memories.
And what better way to celebrate than by sharing the joy with friends and family?
Your housewarming party is the perfect occasion to let loose and have some fun.
To help you spread the laughter, we’ve compiled a list of hilarious invitation messages that will have your guests chuckling before they even arrive.
Witty & Punny Greetings
Sometimes, a good pun is the perfect icebreaker.
These messages use wordplay related to home and moving to get a chuckle.
They’re lighthearted and set a playful tone for your event.
1. “Come on over, we’ve finally unpacked enough to host! Prepare for mild chaos and good cheer.” – This message humorously acknowledges the often-messy reality of moving and invites guests to witness the (almost) finished product.
2. “Warning: May spontaneously burst into song about our new digs. Come witness the madness!” – Perfect for a host with a flair for the dramatic or musical, this sets an expectation for a lively and entertaining party.
3. “We’re officially homeowners and ready to ‘rock’ the housewarming! Bring your dancing shoes and your appetite.” – A playful pun that combines homeownership with a fun, energetic vibe, encouraging guests to get into the party spirit.
4. “Our new place is so great, we decided to throw a party in it. Come see what all the fuss is about!” – A simple yet confident invitation that highlights excitement for the new home and encourages guests to share in that enthusiasm.
5. “We’ve moved and are ready to ‘settle’ in with you! Join us for food, drinks, and questionable decorating choices.” – This message uses a pun on “settle” and adds a self-deprecating touch about decor, making it relatable and funny.
6. “Come help us break in the new house! Or at least help us drink all the housewarming wine.” – A cheeky invitation that appeals to guests’ desire to socialize and enjoy refreshments, with a humorous focus on the celebratory drinks.
7. “We’re not saying we’re hoarders, but we do have a lot of new stuff. Come help us declutter… by eating snacks!” – This lighthearted jab at consumerism and moving clutter is a funny way to invite guests to a casual gathering.
8. “Our new address is official, and so is our need for pizza and your company. RSVP so we know how much to order!” – A practical yet funny invitation that prioritizes essential party elements (food!) and directly asks for RSVPs.
9. “We’ve got a roof over our heads and a party in our hearts! Come celebrate with us.” – A warm and slightly whimsical message that emphasizes the joy of having a new home and sharing it.
10. “Prepare for a ‘smashing’ good time! (Just kidding, please don’t break anything.)” – This uses a common party phrase with a humorous twist, ensuring guests understand the playful intent without literal interpretation.
11. “Our new place is the ‘suite’ spot for fun. Come hang out with us!” – A simple, sweet, and slightly punny invitation that suggests a comfortable and enjoyable gathering.
12. “We’ve traded our old walls for new ones, and we’re ready to make some noise. Come celebrate with us!” – This message embraces the idea of a fresh start and invites guests to join in the excitement and revelry of a new beginning.
13. “Come witness the aftermath of our packing frenzy! We promise the house is more organized than our lives.” – A relatable and humorous take on the chaos of moving, inviting guests to see the (relative) order that has been achieved.
14. “We’re officially homeowners and ready to ’tile’ the town red… or at least our new living room floor. Come celebrate!” – A punny and specific invitation that uses a home-related term to create a memorable message.
15. “Our new home is begging for a housewarming party. We’re just here to oblige. You in?” – This personifies the house and playfully suggests the party is a necessary event, making the invitation sound fun and inevitable.
16. “We’ve moved! Come see our new digs and judge our furniture choices. Free snacks provided.” – A self-deprecating and humorous invitation that invites honest opinions (or at least polite ones) and promises food as a bribe.
17. “Get ready to ‘hang’ with us at our new place! We’ve got plenty of wall space for your good vibes.” – A casual and inviting message that uses a common idiom and links it playfully to the new home’s decor potential.
18. “Our new home is finally ready for its close-up. Come be part of the premiere!” – This theatrical invitation frames the housewarming as a grand unveiling, making guests feel like special attendees.
19. “We’re officially ‘home-bodies’ now, but we’re making an exception for this party. Come celebrate with us!” – A humorous twist on the term “homebody,” suggesting the new home is so inviting, even homebodies want to throw a party.
20. “Come help us fill our new home with laughter, good company, and maybe a few stray packing peanuts. It’ll be a blast!” – This message embraces the lingering remnants of moving while focusing on the positive aspects of the party and the new home.
This section focused on using wit and wordplay to make your housewarming invitations memorable and amusing.
Quirky & Offbeat Ideas
Sometimes, the most memorable invitations are the ones that are a little unexpected.
These messages embrace silliness and unique perspectives.
They’re perfect for hosts who want to showcase their playful and unconventional side.
21. “We’ve escaped the moving boxes and are ready to party! Come celebrate our freedom (and our new address).” – This frames moving as an ordeal overcome, inviting guests to celebrate the liberation and the new chapter.
22. “Our new home is haunted… by the spirit of good times! Come exorcise the silence with us.” – A spooky yet fun invitation that plays on the idea of a new house needing to be filled with life and positive energy.
23. “We’re not saying we’re bad at directions, but we’re still figuring out our new neighborhood. Come help us navigate (and party)!” – A humorous nod to the potential confusion of a new area, inviting guests to share in the discovery.
24. “Warning: May spontaneously start redecorating. Come offer your *expert* opinions (and eat snacks).” – This invites guests to engage with the new home in a fun, slightly critical way, with the promise of refreshments as a reward.
25. “Our new home has a ‘no shoes, no problem’ policy, especially if you bring snacks. Come test it out!” – A casual and inviting message that sets a relaxed tone and encourages guests to contribute to the party’s bounty.
26. “We’ve officially leveled up our living situation! Come celebrate our new ‘base’ with us.” – This uses gaming terminology to appeal to a younger or more playful audience, framing the new home as an achievement.
27. “Come help us christen the new crib! We’re thinking less holy water, more bubbly beverages.” – A modern and fun take on a traditional ceremony, directly inviting guests to enjoy celebratory drinks.
28. “Our new place is so amazing, we’re considering charging rent. Just kidding! Come party for free instead.” – A cheeky and humorous invitation that plays on the idea of the home’s value, promising a free and fun event.
29. “We’ve relocated the party! Come find us at our new coordinates. GPS highly recommended (just kidding… mostly).” – This playful message uses navigational themes to invite guests, adding a touch of adventure and humor.
30. “We’re officially adulting in a new zip code. Come help us celebrate this monumental achievement (and enjoy some cake).” – This acknowledges the milestone of homeownership with a humorous, slightly sarcastic tone, promising a sweet reward.
31. “Our new home is like a blank canvas, and we need your vibrant personalities to paint it with fun! Come join the masterpiece.” – This creative metaphor invites guests to contribute their energy and presence to make the new house feel like a home.
32. “We’ve traded our old walls for new ones, and we’re ready for some new stories. Come help us write them!” – This message focuses on the creation of new memories and invites guests to be active participants in the home’s history.
33. “Come help us unpack… our feelings about this new place! And maybe some snacks too.” – A more introspective and humorous take on unpacking, inviting guests to share in the emotional journey of settling in.
34. “Our new home is officially accepting visitors. Please bring good vibes and an empty stomach.” – A direct and friendly invitation that clearly states the requirements for attending: positivity and an appetite.
35. “We’ve moved and are ready to make some noise! Come help us celebrate our new nest.” – This uses the metaphor of a “nest” to evoke comfort and home, while also promising a lively celebration.
36. “Come witness the architectural marvel that is our new home! (Or at least the place where we’ll be hosting you.)” – A self-aware and humorous invitation that downplays the grandeur while still emphasizing the excitement of the new space.
37. “Our new address is a secret… just kidding! Come find out where we’ve landed and party with us.” – This playful tease adds an element of intrigue before revealing the straightforward invitation to celebrate.
38. “We’re building a new life, one room at a time. Come help us lay the foundation for fun at our housewarming!” – This message uses construction metaphors to highlight the process of making a house a home and invites guests to be part of that initial stage.
39. “Come help us break in the new place! We promise not to make you do any actual manual labor… unless it involves holding a drink.” – A humorous invitation that plays on the idea of “breaking in” a new home, with a lighthearted condition for participation.
40. “Our new home is ready for its close-up! Come be part of the premiere and help us celebrate this new chapter.” – This theatrical invitation frames the housewarming as a special event, making guests feel like VIPs.
These unique messages are designed to spark curiosity and laughter, setting a fun and memorable tone for your housewarming.
Self-Deprecating & Relatable Humor
Moving is rarely a perfectly smooth process.
These invitations acknowledge the common struggles and imperfections with a wink.
They create a sense of shared experience and make guests feel comfortable.
41. “We’ve moved! Come see our new place before we fill it with questionable impulse buys.” – This humorously anticipates the potential for future clutter and invites guests to see the space in its current, less-filled state.
42. “Our new home is almost ready for guests… we’ve hidden most of the moving boxes. Come celebrate our ‘progress’!” – This relatable message acknowledges the ongoing nature of unpacking and invites guests to a party that celebrates incremental success.
43. “We’ve successfully navigated the treacherous waters of homeownership! Come celebrate our survival (and our new address).” – This frames homeownership as an achievement, inviting guests to acknowledge the effort and enjoy the rewards.
44. “Come help us make our new house feel like a home. We’ve got the snacks, you bring the good vibes (and maybe some advice on where to put this awkward lamp).” – This invites guests to contribute to the feeling of home and offers a humorous plea for decorating assistance.
45. “We’ve finally found a place big enough to lose things in! Come help us celebrate our newfound spaciousness (and maybe find our keys).” – This plays on the common experience of misplacing items, making the new space relatable and funny.
46. “Our new home is a work in progress. Come admire our ‘rustic’ charm (aka unfinished projects) and have a drink.” – This uses self-deprecating humor to describe the state of the new home, inviting guests to embrace the imperfections.
47. “We’ve moved! Come see our new digs and judge our furniture choices. Free snacks provided.” – A humorous invitation that invites guests to offer their opinions (or at least pretend to) while enjoying complimentary treats.
48. “We’re still trying to figure out where everything goes. Come help us brainstorm (and eat pizza)!” – This acknowledges the disorganization of moving and invites guests to participate in the problem-solving process, with food as a motivator.
49. “Our new home is officially accepting visitors. Please bring good vibes and an empty stomach – we’ve got enough to feed an army (we hope).” – This message combines a friendly welcome with a humorous exaggeration about the amount of food, adding a touch of playful uncertainty.
50. “We’ve moved! Come celebrate our new beginnings and help us make some noise. We promise to keep it to a reasonable hour… probably.” – This invites guests to celebrate the new chapter while humorously acknowledging the potential for a lively (and perhaps slightly loud) gathering.
51. “Come help us christen the new place! We’re thinking less holy water, more bubbly beverages and questionable dance moves.” – This message reinterprets a traditional ceremony with a focus on fun, drinks, and a relaxed atmosphere where everyone can let loose.
52. “Our new home is like a blank canvas, and we need your vibrant personalities to paint it with fun! Come join the masterpiece (and try not to spill anything).” – This creative metaphor invites guests to contribute their energy while adding a lighthearted warning about potential mishaps.
53. “We’ve traded our old walls for new ones, and we’re ready for some new stories. Come help us write them (and maybe bring a houseplant, ours are looking sad).” – This message focuses on memory-making and adds a humorous, specific request that hints at a need for nurturing the new space.
54. “Come help us unpack… our feelings about this new place! And maybe some snacks too. We’re not crying, you’re crying.” – This introspective and humorous take on unpacking invites guests to share in the emotional journey, with a playful denial that adds to the humor.
55. “Our new home is officially accepting visitors. Please bring good vibes and an empty stomach – we’ve got enough to feed an army (we think).” – This combines a friendly welcome with a humorous exaggeration about the amount of food, adding a touch of playful uncertainty about the hosting capabilities.
56. “We’ve moved! Come celebrate our new beginnings and help us make some noise. We promise to keep it to a reasonable hour… ish.” – This invites guests to celebrate the new chapter while humorously acknowledging the potential for a lively gathering with a slight wiggle room on the time.
57. “Come help us break in the new place! We promise not to make you do any actual manual labor… unless it involves holding a drink and cheering us on.” – This plays on the idea of “breaking in” a new home, with a humorous condition for participation that involves lighthearted encouragement.
58. “Our new home is ready for its close-up! Come be part of the premiere and help us celebrate this new chapter. Don’t forget to practice your applause.” – This theatrical invitation frames the housewarming as a special event and adds a humorous instruction for the guests’ participation.
59. “We’re building a new life, one room at a time. Come help us lay the foundation for fun at our housewarming! (And maybe bring a level, we’re not sure these pictures are straight).” – This uses construction metaphors and adds a humorous, specific request that hints at the ongoing process of settling in.
60. “Come help us fill our new home with laughter, good company, and maybe a few stray packing peanuts. It’ll be a blast! (Just try not to step on any).” – This message embraces the lingering remnants of moving while focusing on the positive aspects of the party and the new home, with a humorous caution.
These messages tap into the shared experiences of moving and settling in, making your invitation relatable and funny.
Short, Sweet & Punchy
Sometimes, less is more.
These concise messages pack a punch of humor.
They’re perfect for when you want to get straight to the point with a smile.
61. “New house, who dis? Come see!” – A modern and playful way to announce the move and invite guests to experience the new space.
62. “We’ve moved! Party time.” – Simple, direct, and enthusiastic, this message clearly states the event and its purpose.
63. “Come christen our new crib!” – A cool and casual way to invite guests to celebrate the new home with a fun, informal vibe.
64. “Home sweet new home. Come celebrate!” – A classic sentiment with a twist, inviting guests to share in the sweetness of the new abode.
65. “Housewarming alert! Be there.” – Urgent and exciting, this message creates a sense of must-attend fun.
66. “We’ve landed! Come party.” – A playful aviation metaphor that signifies arrival and invites immediate celebration.
67. “New digs, new tricks. You’re invited!” – Suggests new experiences and fun in the new home, with a clear invitation.
68. “Come see our new nest!” – A cozy and inviting message that uses a warm metaphor for home.
69. “Party at our place. The new place!” – Emphasizes the novelty of the location for the party.
70. “We’ve moved! Let’s celebrate.” – A straightforward and inviting message that focuses on the joy of the occasion.
71. “New address, same party people. Come join!” – Highlights continuity of friendship and fun in a new setting.
72. “Come warm our new house!” – A direct and classic invitation that asks guests to bring their warmth and presence.
73. “We’ve got a new roof! Come under it with us.” – A welcoming message that uses the roof as a symbol of home and invites shared comfort.
74. “Housewarming: mandatory fun!” – A humorous and assertive invitation that guarantees a good time.
75. “Our new place awaits your presence!” – A slightly more formal but still inviting message that emphasizes the importance of the guest.
76. “Come celebrate our new chapter!” – Focuses on the new beginnings and invites guests to be part of this significant life event.
77. “We’ve unpacked (mostly). Party time!” – A realistic and lighthearted update that leads directly into the invitation for fun.
78. “New home, good times. You’re invited!” – A simple equation that promises enjoyment and extends a clear invitation.
79. “Come see where we’re living now!” – A curious and inviting message that sparks interest in the new abode.
80. “Housewarming: Prepare for merriment!” – A sophisticated yet fun way to announce the party and its lively atmosphere.
These brief, punchy messages are perfect for making a quick, humorous impression.
Playful & Exaggerated Invitations
Sometimes, a little exaggeration can go a long way in creating humor.
These messages use hyperbole to make the invitation sound epic and exciting.
They’re great for hosts who want to inject a sense of grand celebration.
81. “We’ve acquired a new domicile of epic proportions! Come witness its magnificence (and our questionable hosting skills).” – This grand announcement is humorously tempered by self-deprecation, inviting guests to a grand event with a wink.
82. “Prepare yourselves for the event of the century: Our Housewarming! (Or at least the best party we can throw in our new place).” – This uses hyperbole to build excitement, then playfully downplays it, ensuring guests know it’s a fun, not overly serious, event.
83. “Our new home is so spectacular, we’ve decided to throw it a party. You’re invited to bask in its glory (and our hospitality).” – This personifies the home and invites guests to share in its perceived splendor and the host’s welcoming nature.
84. “The rumors are true! We’ve moved to a place that requires a ceremonial housewarming. Your presence is mandatory for optimal energy infusion.” – This playfully frames the party as a necessary ritual, emphasizing the importance of each guest’s contribution.
85. “We’re officially residents of the coolest new spot in town (our house!). Come celebrate our reign with food, drinks, and general merriment.” – This bold claim invites guests to join in the fun and acknowledge the new home as a prime location for good times.
86. “Come witness the legendary housewarming of [Your Names]! We promise an unforgettable night filled with laughter, good company, and possibly a rogue dance-off.” – This elevates the event to legendary status, promising memorable moments and a touch of spontaneous fun.
87. “Our new home is ready for its close-up! Come be part of the premiere and help us celebrate this new chapter. Don’t forget to practice your applause.” – This theatrical invitation frames the housewarming as a special event and adds a humorous instruction for the guests’ participation.
88. “We’ve moved into a palace (or at least a place with more rooms than our old one). Come celebrate our royal upgrade!” – This uses playful exaggeration to describe the new home, inviting guests to share in the excitement of a perceived improvement.
89. “Behold! Our new abode! Come help us fill it with the most epic housewarming party known to humankind.” – This grand proclamation invites guests to participate in creating a legendary event, setting a high bar for fun.
90. “We’re throwing a bash to celebrate our new pad! Expect good vibes, great company, and possibly a karaoke machine. You’ve been warned!” – This energetic invitation promises a lively party and humorously forewarns guests about a potential karaoke session.
91. “Our new home is officially accepting visitors. Please bring good vibes and an empty stomach – we’ve got enough to feed an army (we hope).” – This combines a friendly welcome with a humorous exaggeration about the amount of food, adding a touch of playful uncertainty about the hosting capabilities.
92. “Come help us break in the new place! We promise not to make you do any actual manual labor… unless it involves holding a drink and cheering us on.” – This plays on the idea of “breaking in” a new home, with a humorous condition for participation that involves lighthearted encouragement.
93. “We’ve traded our old walls for new ones, and we’re ready for some new stories. Come help us write them! (Chapter 1: The Housewarming).” – This message focuses on memory-making and frames the party as the exciting beginning of a new narrative.
94. “Our new home is like a blank canvas, and we need your vibrant personalities to paint it with fun! Come join the masterpiece (and try not to spill anything).” – This creative metaphor invites guests to contribute their energy while adding a lighthearted warning about potential mishaps.
95. “We’re building a new life, one room at a time. Come help us lay the foundation for fun at our housewarming! (And maybe bring a level, we’re not sure these pictures are straight).” – This uses construction metaphors and adds a humorous, specific request that hints at the ongoing process of settling in.
96. “Come help us fill our new home with laughter, good company, and maybe a few stray packing peanuts. It’ll be a blast! (Just try not to step on any).” – This message embraces the lingering remnants of moving while focusing on the positive aspects of the party and the new home, with a humorous caution.
97. “We’ve moved! Come celebrate our new beginnings and help us make some noise. We promise to keep it to a reasonable hour… ish.” – This invites guests to celebrate the new chapter while humorously acknowledging the potential for a lively gathering with a slight wiggle room on the time.
98. “Our new home is ready for its close-up! Come be part of the premiere and help us celebrate this new chapter. Don’t forget to practice your applause.” – This theatrical invitation frames the housewarming as a special event and adds a humorous instruction for the guests’ participation.
99. “We’ve acquired a new domicile of epic proportions! Come witness its magnificence (and our questionable hosting skills).” – This grand announcement is humorously tempered by self-deprecation, inviting guests to a grand event with a wink.
100. “Prepare yourselves for the event of the century: Our Housewarming! (Or at least the best party we can throw in our new place).” – This uses hyperbole to build excitement, then playfully downplays it, ensuring guests know it’s a fun, not overly serious, event.
These exaggerated invitations add a touch of theatrical flair and promise an unforgettable celebration.
We hope these messages inspire you to create a housewarming invitation that perfectly captures your sense of humor.
Remember, the goal is to make your guests feel welcome and excited to celebrate with you.
So go ahead, pick your favorite, or mix and match to create something uniquely yours!